Numbers 0 - 10

Ok, I promised you guys my weird as heck view of the numbers, so here you go!


0 -- baby boy // is curious and just watches everyone

1 -- boy // best friends with 2 and likes 3

2 -- boy // best friends with 1 and likes 4

3 -- girl // best friends with 4 and likes 2

4 -- girl // best friends with 3 and likes 1

5 -- preteen boy // likes 6and has a slight crush on 7

6 -- preteen girl // likes 5 and has a slight crush on 8 and 12 (not in this)

7 -- teen girl // likes 8, but finds 12 a creeper

8 -- teen boy // likes 7 but is also scared because 7 ate 9

9 -- adult woman // is half eaten and dating 12, watches all of the younger kids

10 -- elderly woman // is so old that she knows all the numbers!

Was this entertaining?

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Haha, good movie. I forgot the name of it.

Anyways, was this just plain out weird or did you like it?

And now I sign off, wishing you all a Merry Christmas! Wow, how off topic... but Merry Christmas! But I will probably post before Christmas. But bye for now.

My Interpretation of the Alphabet

I am getting bored this Christmas break, so I will tell you how I think of the alphabet letters. Don't you dare call me crazy after reading this. Thank you.

A, B, and C -- They are the kids, and the best friends, and a trio that always go on Adventures to get Cookies Balloons. A and B are boys, and C is a girl.

D -- A loner, he watches over the kids sometimes, but hes just a lonely middle-aged letter. D is a man.

E and F -- The twins that do everything together. They are teenagers and they are guys. They are guys.

G, H, and I -- G and H are best friends, and H is dating I, but G has a secret crush on I. G and H are guys, I is a girl. They are all in high school.

J and K -- They are the jokesters, the ones that are overly sarcastic and throw pranks everywhere. Both are early 20's guys.

L, M, N -- M and N are twin boys too, and they are around 5 or 6, and their single widow mother, L, is a depressed 30 year old woman.

O, P, Q -- P and O are dating, but O is having an affair with Q (uh oh!) and P has noooo idea! AND P and Q are best friends! P and Q are girls, while O is a guy.

R, S, and T -- They are the three stooges, and they are hilarious but always get in trouble. All are guys.

U, V, W, and X -- U and V are brothers and close friends, and V is jealous of W, even though W is a girl. V just happens to be homosexual. U doesn't know this though. U and V are boys, while W is a girl. I'm not sure where X comes into this part of the alphabet, but he seems to fit in this group...

X, Y, and Z -- ...and this one. X and Y love each other, except Z is Y's strict dad and he won't let her date anyone. He want's her to grow up to be the girl version of D. But X and Y still date behind Z's back. X and Z are boys and Y is a girl.


So there is my crazy interpretation of the letters of the alphabet. Later I will post numbers 0-10. Hope this was an interesting post! Bye...

I am Considered a Hipster

If you know me, then you know that you don't know any of my music/ T.V./ Movies. Did that make sense? I believe not. Well, the definition of hipster is...

Urban Dictionary:

Aged indie kids, Hipsters still maintain the air of snobbery, still shop atsalvation army, and still have a completely astonishing array of knowledge when it comes to obscure music, pop-culture non-sequiturs, and political sneers. Absolutely a blast to be friends with, hell to be enemies of, hipsters are the most bi-polar of all thestereotypes when it comes to how they treat you. Can be recognized by books like "The Clockwork Orange", "Everything is Illuminated", orobscure philosophy books, by authors akin to Dostoevsky.

"Dude, remember sarah?"
"yeah, that little indie kid, why?"
"i saw her in a coffee shop they other day, reading The Brothers. She now goes by Anthurium..."
"Oh, our little indie kid has transformed into a hipster butterfly!"

Is this not true (if you know me)?

My short definition is someone who listens to music other people don't listen to and watch movies other people wouldn't watch and wear clothes other people wouldn't wear. Clothes don't count because we have a dress code at our school.

 But music and movies? Number one thing saying I'm a hipster. Favorite channel is IFC (Independent Film Channel). They show WKUK (Whitest Kids You Know), Freaks and Geeks (Linda Cardellini!), Undeclared (Jason Segal, Seth Rogan!), and a million great movies! Look the people up, they are gorgeous...

Something I have been addicted to for my whole life (since I was 5) has just jumped into my life after a short season break -- DOCTOR WHO!!! If you have not watched this, I must take you out of my life... just kidding. But seriously, watch one episode and you will fall in love with Matt Smith/ David Tennant/ Billie Piper/ Karen Gillian/ Arthur Darville. I love all of them. Even the girls.

Love that show...

Well, anyways... What is your worst subject? Mine is Social Studies. I thought it was science, but then I 

got a 92 on the final, so i was good, but then I got a 72 on Social Studies, which means it will lower my 

grade to an 89 or 88. At least it will raise my science grade to a 90 or 91. And I have to write a song by

tomorrow. Wow, this has been a tough week. And tomorrow I have two assignments due, even though 

it's a half day, and the last day before our break. Grr and one assignment is Social Studies.

How's a good way to end this? I'm not sure... how about a spoof of Your Beautiful? Okay, let's do that!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0UT2MpdWnc